1. the-ruin-of-the-nephilim:

    Everyone is missing the biggest problem here.

    Fuck the ads. Fuck the links. Fuck the email stuff.

    Yahoo explicitly forbids pornography and sexually suggestive material on their websites and all affiliates.

    That means no more porn on Tumblr.

    well there goes literally half of tumlbr

    (Source: electronicanonsensica)

  2. tardisity:

    The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

  3. luphphy:

    caraknightley:

    i hate when people touch me and then when i tell them not to touch me they get rude

    or even worse when they think you’re joking and keep touching you for fun

  4. waiting-for-the-tardis:

    can we just appreciate for a second how people were saying Clara was “too special” and they were sick of “special” companions when really she was just an ordinary girl who was brave and decided to save her friend

  5. areyoutryingtodeduceme: colony-drop: lokiloo: I asked my grandpa if I could paint his nails but he said he didn’t want to be gay so we compromised. my grandpa best grandpa

    areyoutryingtodeduceme:

    colony-drop:

    lokiloo:

    I asked my grandpa if I could paint his nails but he said he didn’t want to be gay so we compromised.

    my grandpa

    best grandpa

  7. geometricdeathtrap:

    metallikato:

    generallegendary:

    metallikato:

    jewelstaites:

    how to give a good handjob

    • bop it
    • pull it
    • twist it
    • harder
    • better
    • faster
    • stronger 

    You pull your left hand in
    You pull your left hand out
    You pull your left hand in
    And you shake it all about!

    Cha cha real smooth

    none of you ever touch a penis

  8. I should be over all the butterflies, but I’m into you.

    (Source: unbounds)

  9. interneting:

    watching a kid in class sass the teacher

    image

  10. teenytigress: SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

    teenytigress:

    SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY